Total Medals Earned: 13,639 (From 1,802 different games.) Total Medal Score: 308,520 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (160/210 points)
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 9/19 (155/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Get invited to the dance party!
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Discover the backstory.
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Make a new friend!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (115/115 points)
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/415 points)
Get your ass chewed on.
Kill 25 zombies in one round.
Beat the Goliath level.
Kill 75 zombies in one round.
Beat the Turtle level.
Kill 25 zombies on the Olympian level.
Kill over 100 zombies in Arcade mode.
Kill 125 zombies in Arcade mode.
Beat the Campaign.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Mouseover your character.
Avenge the poor dwarf, mercilessly ambushed one cloudy night.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (385/385 points)
Report to The Captain.
Rack up some medical bills at taxpayers' expense.
Breaking the law.
Get some LUV in your life.
Report to The Captain, completing all 3 games.
Become the Donut King.
Bounce 30 consecutive times.
Defeat a thug named Deebone.
Be an All-American Hero.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.